It took a lot for me to get into Life on Mars, but once I did I gobbled it up. If it had been a book I would have called it a page-turner. I was dying to find out what was going to happen to Sam, and the individual episodes were, I thought, nails-bitingly tense due to the palpable vulnerability of the protagonist, which John Simm did so well. Best TV drama I’ve seen in ages for both writing and acting, despite an overly complicated and (in a way) depressing ending.
So I thought I’d check out the sequel, Ashes to Ashes, which seems to be popular with both critics and the public. As far as I can tell from the first half of the first episode (I couldn’t watch any more), it’s a giant pile of crap. I should have seen this coming from the interview with Matthew Graham, one of the creator-writers of the shows, where he talks about the final episode of Life on Mars and how Sam’s really repressed and he didn’t want to put Sam back in the modern world. The comments were bizarrely off-base for what I’d been watching: in the show Sam’s relentlessly heroic and always right (it would have been unbearable with a lesser or less charming actor), and Hunt is, in addition to being a brutal bigot, always wrong. Sure, you can see how Sam Tyler’s repressed, a prig even, but it’s nothing that’s ever explored on the show, nor is Hunt given any redeeming qualities (besides Glenister’s charm).

I call Louis/Lestat syndrome: it’s just like when Anne Rice rejected Louis, the narrator of Interview with the Vampire, in favour of Lestat in The Vampire Lestat (and the novels after that). She said that the whiny Louis, depressed and tormented by his conscience, represented herself at a time in her life that she never wanted to look back on (dealing with her daughter’s death, I believe). From then on she focused on the Nietzschean Lestat. Now the problem here - besides the fact that I loved poor tormented Louis, I wanted to hug him and comfort him - is that while an amoral vitalist can be a great character in small doses, when they’re given center stage they’re… just camp. It happened to Lestat in his first starring novel, and it got even worse after that; and it’s happened to Gene Hunt in Ashes to Ashes. Anne Rice sold a lot of books with Lestat, and Gene Hunt apparently has a following, but Interview with the Vampire is still the only Anne Rice novel that might qualify as a work of literature.
But that’s just the beginning of the problems with Ashes to Ashes. There’s also:
1. The early Seventies, at least when rendered noirishly as they were in Life on Mars, have acquired a certain seedy mystery. What the hell is atmospheric about the early Eighties? It just makes me cringe. Also, 1970s cop shows: fun. 1980s cop shows: hide me. It’s Too Soon.
2. Keeley Hawkes, the new John Simm, is no deeply anguished soul, thus canceling out the vulnerability factor that gave the original show such a lot of tension. I think sexual tension is supposed to replace it, but unfortunately Glenister had way more chemistry, sexual and otherwise, with Simm than he does with this chick. Hawkes is gorgeous but way annoying; she has clearly only been invented so that Graham can fulfill his own sexual fantasies of getting together with Hunt. I would so like to be kidding. And poor Glenister, who was very good at playing a violent bigot, is too old for this sex god thing, and deserves better. Speaking of deserving better, Hawkes wakes up in 1981 dressed as a hooker and has to walk around like that for about a quarter of the episode. I so loved these writers after Life on Mars, I was willing to excuse that, something about “well in your Id you’d be dressed like a prostitute, right?” Yeah. Load of crap.
3. No mystery about what Hawkes is doing there, which is what made the last one a page-turner. If there’s a mystery instead about “what this place really is,” I’m not sure that I want to know if it’s as metaphysical, metafictional, and mind-bending as the last episode of Life on Mars, which bordered on the goofy.
I have no doubt this gets better, but something drastic might have to happen to make me give it a chance. Maybe Keeley Hawkes could play the new incarnation of The Master. Got no problem with that!




What do you mean “impossible”?
This screen’s gonna become REAL important…